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Species: Trivial Human (homo infovorous)
Notable Aliases: Kevin, Kev, Kev-Dog, K-Dizzle, Kevbo, K-Fed, Cephynalupagus, Alouisious, Punisher.
Height: 6′
Weight: 140 lbs.
Eyes: Brown, laser enhanced.
Hair: Brown (What’s left of it)
Skin: Uh, skin colored. Don’t worry about it.
Occupation: Database Manager
Affiliation: 213 - not the area code.
Base of Operations: Burbank, CA

Powers

PHP, SQL, grilling, sarcasm, irony, wikipedic memory, puns, speed reading, pessimism (also known as realism), exaggeration, acronyms.

Favorite Weapon

Wit rapier.

Battle Cry

Moo!
Taste the Apocalypse!

Weaknesses

Milk, bullets, large crowds, insects, easily distracted, redheads.

Common Distractions

Wikipedia, trivia, shiny things, blue LEDs, redheads.

Bio

Born in Southern California in 1979. Quickly determined not to be the dali lama, nor a Peruvian Llama. May have alpaca DNA. Grew up quietly, powers lay dormant for many years. With the rise of the internet, his true nature and abilities were revealed! Spent years honing his craft in Whittier, CA. Attended college, as a regular human student, in Santa Barbara, CA. Few became aware of his secret, fewer still were impressed by it.

Returned to the Greater LA Area to manage data, right wrongs, always hoping the next leap would be the leap home.

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